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Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:37

Just Forget it!
Then came..
share office space ...
Still no good.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Catatonics & High Colonics
So they tried
Minds and Behinds
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
They put up a sign reading
Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org
Everyone loved it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
60 years ago, Ed White went out for walk photo of the day for June 3, 2025 - Space
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Next, they tried...
Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Hysterias & Posteriors
49ers trade a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick for Bryce Huff - NBC Sports
Loons and Moons
—
No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
NASA robot for drilling on icy moons tested on Alaskan glacier - Ars Technica