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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 26.06.2025 00:37

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Just Forget it!

Then came..

share office space ...

Are you glad that political prisoner Andrew Tate has made it safely to the United States, where his freedom of speech is protected?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Pac-12’s new media rights deal will feel familiar to San Diego State fans - San Diego Union-Tribune

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Catatonics & High Colonics

Steelers Preferred Matthew Stafford, Justin Fields To Aaron Rodgers? - NFL Rumors - ProFootballRumors.com

So they tried

Minds and Behinds

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

‘Godfather’ of AI Yoshua Bengio says latest models lie to users - Financial Times

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

They put up a sign reading

Study tightens King plot-based constraints on hypothetical fifth force - Phys.org

Everyone loved it.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

RBC Canadian Open Odds, Picks, Predictions: Best Bets, Props, OAD - Lineups

No way

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

60 years ago, Ed White went out for walk photo of the day for June 3, 2025 - Space

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Next, they tried...

Candace Cameron Bure, 49, Flaunts Ultra-Toned Body in Bikini - AOL.com

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Hysterias & Posteriors

49ers trade a 2026 conditional fifth-round pick for Bryce Huff - NBC Sports

Loons and Moons

No go.

Do airline pilots try to avoid turbulence? How can you tell if your flight has been rerouted due to weather conditions or other factors?

So, the docs changed it to read

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Plants have a secret, second set of roots deep underground that scientists didn't know about - Live Science

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

NASA robot for drilling on icy moons tested on Alaskan glacier - Ars Technica